'Merica Loves Suin'

"Johnson & Johnson on Wednesday sued the American Red Cross over the use by the relief group and its partners of J&J's trademark red cross logo on first aid kits, hand sanitizer and medical gloves sold to the public." (Link)

Ah, 'nothin more 'Merican than an ole fashion suin'. Especially if you sue a non-profit to help yourself gain a profit. Personally, I think they should sue the government next, for use of "their" cross logo on military paramedic trucks...ohh then go for hospitals, you can't be havin' all those ambulances driving around with your logo on them...sue the hospitals, nuke the whales, club the seals!

-Johnson & Johnson: A Family of Companies

Thanks Slits

A tribute to a real 'Merican...

Hulk Hogan, who proved that when a real 'Merican takes steroids, he doesn't kill his whole family, he pumps out a hot daughter and gets a shitty reality TV show.

Tasteless jokes...that's 'merican right there.

What's Merican?

We are starting our own website called ThatsMerican.com. On it will be pics of people doin' 'Merican things. Like fixing bikes and driving pickups. Eating McDonalds with no shirt on and building Walmarts. We will also feature an effin' man of the week section, where a pic of the biggest checker will get checked by all. Other 'Merican things are parades and church fairs...and Hulk Hogan, and Budweiser - definitely Budweiser.